[BITList] Symptom of drinking

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        Side effects of alcohol.... And remedies!!!

        1. *Symptom *: Cold and humid feet. *
        **Cause : *Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are
        pouring the Drink on your feet). *
        **Cure: *Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward .

        2. *Symptom** *: The wall facing you is full of lights. *
        **Cause : *You're lying on the floor. *
        **Cure: *Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

        3. *Symptom**: *The floor looks blurry. *
        **Cause : *You're looking through an empty glass. *
        **Cure: *Quickly refill your glass!

        4. *Symptom** *: The floor is moving. *
        **Cause : *You're being dragged away. *
        **Cure: *At least ask where they're taking you!

        5. *Symptom**: *You hear echoes every time someone speaks. *
        **Cause : *You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink
        from it !*
        **Cure: *Stop making a fool of yourself!

        6. *Symptom *: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. *
        **Cause : *You're in the wrong house. *
        **Cure: *Ask if they can point you to your house.

        7. *Symptom**: *The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed
        in white and the music is very repetitive. *
        **Cause *: You're in an ambulance. *
        **Cure: *Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.


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