[BITList] HOW TO SHIP THE UNSHIPABLE

[HUGH]

KEN,

SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE A SMALL BOAT CARRYING A MAN WITH A RED FLAG SAILING IN FRONT OF HER, AND A BIG NOTICE SAYING "WIDE LOAD" ?  I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO SAIL ON HER.

WE ARE SLOWLY ADJUSTING TO THE GOOD WEATHER.   GOING OUT WITHOUT AN OVERCOAT IS GETTING LESS OF AN ADVENTURE.

THANK HEAVENS THE ELECTION IS OVER (AT LEAST TILL THE COALITION COLLAPSES).  WE WERE TAKING BETS ON HOW MANY TIMES WE'D BE SHOWN THE DOOR OF 10 DOWNING STREET WITH NOTHING HAPPENING.  LAST NIGHT JANET SHOUTED UPSTAIRS FOR ME TO COME DOWN URGENTLY.  I DASHED DOWN AND THERE IT WAS - THE DOOR OF No 10.  SO FAR WE HAVEN'T SEEN IT AGAIN.  WE MISS IT.

JANET IS STASHED IN FRONT OF THE TV WATCHING THAT DOROTHY, WIZARD OF OZ, PROGRAMME.  I CAN'T TAKE THE SCREAMING AUDIENCE.  I HAD A BOTTLE OF CRABBIE'S ALCOHOLIC GINGER BEER THIS EVENING - VERY NICE INDEED.  THE STUFF WE GOT IN BI WAS VERY SLIGHTLY ALCOHOLIC, WITH A VERY CREAMY HEAD.  IT WAS BREWED FOR THE BI BY ISAIAH SOMETHING OR OTHER - LOVELY.

REGARDS,

HUGH.

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