[BITList] Same old definitions worn thin but this time with graphics

Sun Mar 14 11:45:38 GMT 2010

Same old definitions worn thin but this time with graphics

Wonderfully described definitions.......  

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other!

LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present

COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on

CLASSIC: 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read

YAWN: 
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth

ETC: 
A sign 
to make others believe 
that you know 
more than 
you actually do

COMMITTEE: 
Individuals 
who can do 
nothing individually 
and sit to decide 
that nothing can be done 
together

EXPERIENCE: 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB: 
An invention 
to bring an end 
to all 
inventions

PHILOSOPHER: 
A fool 
who torments himself 
during life, 
to be spoken of 
when dead

DIPLOMAT: 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip

OPTIMIST: 
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST: 
A person 
who says that 
O is the last letter 
in ZERO, 
Instead of the first letter 
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER: 
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH!

CRIMINAL: 
A guy 
no different 
from the other, 
unless he gets caught

BOSS: 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early

POLITICIAN: 
One who 
shakes your hand 
before elections 
and your Confidence 
Later

DOCTOR: 
A person 
who kills 
your ills 
by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!

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