[BITList] Punch-Line

[John Feltham]

You've Got Mail
 
Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody
public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I
responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"
 
"I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home,
I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a
package, but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband
was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"
 
After apologizing, I got her parcel.
 
"Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for
ages!"
 
"What is it?" I asked.
 
"My husband's new hearing aid."

"Next!"


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