[BITList] Are you Australian?
wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Wed Mar 3 08:14:16 GMT 2010
THIS WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - WORTH SHARING
A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Oz .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says..........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia!'
The person says, 'I not Australian, I Polish!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia.!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Indonesia , I am not from Australia !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
She says, 'No, I am from New Zealand !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The Kiwi lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
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