[BITList] (no subject)

[KENNETH567 at aol.com]

HAHAHAHAHA,  THIS IS GREAT......
 
 
 
r

 


 

 
 


 

 
 


 

                         
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                 
   


Two Crocodiles were  sitting at the side of    Lake    Burley    Griffin in 
   Canberra .

The  smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,  'I can't understand 
how you can be so much  bigger than me.  
We're the same  age,
We were the same size as kids. I just  don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc,  'what have you been  eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,'  replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where  do you catch them?'

'Down the other side  of the lake near the parking lot by the  Parliament 
House.'

'Same here.  Hmm.....How do you catch them?'

'Well, I  crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait  for one to 
unlock the car door.  
Then I jump out, grab  them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and  eat 
'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile,  'I think I see your problem.. You're  not
Getting any real nourishment. See, by the  time you finish shaking the shit 
out of a  Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole  and a 
briefcase.  

























-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20100630/944464c2/attachment-0001.shtml 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 5594 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20100630/944464c2/attachment-0002.gif 
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 5607 bytes
Desc: not available
Url : http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20100630/944464c2/attachment-0003.gif