[BITList] Fw: Housewife Myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronald Thomas]

                                Martha Stewart - 



                                Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. 



                                The rest of us -


                                Just  suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the  cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on  the couch with your feet up eating it  anyway!






                                To  keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in  the bag with the  potatoes.







                                Buy  SMASH potato mix.  Keeps  in the pantry for up to a  year.








                                When  a cake recipe calls for flouring the  baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix  instead and there won't be any white mess on the  outside of the cake.







                                Go  to the bakery!  Hell, they'll even decorate  it for you!







                                If  you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's  still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it  will absorb the excess salt for an instant  'fix-me-up.'


                                If  you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,  that's too bad.  Please recite with me the  real woman's motto:  'I made it, you will  eat it and I don't care how bad it  tastes!'



                                Wrap  celery in aluminum foil when putting in the  refrigerator and it will keep for  weeks.







                                Celery?   Never heard of it!








                                Cure  for headaches:  take a lime, cut it in half  and rub it on your forehead.  The throbbing  will go away.  







                                Take  a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and  drink!   All your  pains go away!










                                Don't  throw out all that leftover wine.  Freeze  into ice cubes for future use in  casseroles and sauces.


                                Leftover  wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!



                                Lastly,  if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends  within the next 5 minutes your belly button will  unscrew and your butt will fall  off.




                                Really....  It's true! ......  
                                 
                                 
                                 
                                 
                               


                            
                            
                            
                            
                            
                         
                   

                         
                         
                   




                
             

                   
                   


             



             








             
     




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