[BITList] Kevvy Sucks

[John Feltham]

On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Kevvy is being chauffeured to Parliament House.

It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin has frozen over.

As he jumps out of the Caprice, Kevvy looks over the Lake and notices that someone has "peed" on the ice and left a message............"KEVVY SUCKS"

Kevvy is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with "no expenses spared" and to report within two weeks.

Two weeks later, the head of ASIO reports to the PM and says...."our investigation is over & I have three pieces of news for you....good news, bad news & terribly bad shocking news".

Well says Kevvy, give me the good news.

The head of ASIO says..."We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation and have come to a successful result".

Well says Kevvy what's the bad news?

The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows the urine is Wayne Swann's".

Kevvy is shocked beyond belief.

Looking pale, Kevvy says, "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"

The ASIO chief replies...."It's Julia Gillard's hand writing".


[Think about it]