[BITList] Peg after Peg...

[John Feltham]

I never take risk while drinking. 



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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking


I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen 


I stealthily enter the house 


Take out the bottle from my black cupboard 


Mahatma Gandhiji is looking at me from the photo frame 


But still no one is aware of it 


Becoz I never take a risk 
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink


Quickly enjoy one peg 


Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack 


Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard


Gandhiji is giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen 


Wife is cutting potatoes 


No one is aware of what I did 


Becoz I never take a risk 
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I say to my wife : Any news of Mr Chopra's daughter's marriage?


Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her . 
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard


But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle


I take out the glass from the old rack above sink 


Quickly enjoy one peg 
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Wash the  bottle and keep it in the sink 


Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard 


But still no one is aware of what I did 


Becoz I never take a risk 
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I to Wife : But still I think Chopra's daughter's age is not that much


Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse


I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh... 
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard


But the cupboard's place has automatically changed


I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink . 
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Gandhiji laughs loudly


I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash King Shivaji's photo & keep it 
in the black cupboard . 
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove 


But still no one is aware of what I did 


Becoz I never take a risk 
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. Chopra a horse? If you say that


again, I will cut your tongue...! 


Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes 


Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg 


Wash the sink and keep it over the rack 


Wife is giving a smile 
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Gandhiji is still cooking


But still no one is aware of what I did 


Becoz I never take a risk 
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I to Wife : (laughing) So Chopra is marrying a horse!!


Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack


Stove is also on the rack 


There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink


But none of the horses are aware of what I did 


Becoz Gandhiji never takes a risk . 
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Chopra is still cooking 


And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what ??? I never 
take a potato I think...
 



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