[BITList] Fwd: About the sea

[John Feltham]

Children Writing About The Sea.......
 
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
 
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
 
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island .. If you don't have sea allround you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age7)
 
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
 
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.  (Billy age8)
 
 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)
 
 7) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.  (Amy age6)
 
 8) Some fish are dangerous.. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
 
 9) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.. (Kevin age 6)
 
 10) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
 

 
 
 


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