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A man   feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used  to and he 
thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he  called the family doctor to discuss 
the problem.

The  Doctor told him there is a  simple informal test the husband could 
perform to give the doctor a better  idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor,  "stand about 40 feet away from her, 
and in a normal conversational speaking tone  see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,  and so on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the  kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the 
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40  feet away, let's see what happens."


Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,  what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the  kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife  
and repeats, "Honey,   what's  for dinner?"

Still  no response.


Next he moves into the dining room  where he is about 20 feet from his wife 
and asks, "Honey,   what's for  dinner?"


Again  no response.

So,  he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's  
for  dinner?"


Again there is no  response.


So he walks right up behind  her... "Honey,   what's for dinner?"
.   
 
 
 
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For the fifth time  "CHICKEN".
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