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[KENNETH567 at aol.com]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and  watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of  men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the  men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his  groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around  in
agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and  immediately
began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm  a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if  you'd
allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll  be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony,  lying in the foetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his  groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to  help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the  side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She  administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and  asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I  still think my thumb's broken!







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