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   DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER  THE FOLLOWING:


  Dear Abby,
  A couple of women moved in  across the hall from me.  One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the  other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.  These two women go  everywhere together, and I've never
  seen a man go into or leave their  apartment.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?

  Dear  Abby,
  What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and  Violence on my VCR?

  Dear Abby,
  I have a man I can't  trust.  He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying  is his.

  Dear Abby,
  I am a twenty-three year old liberated  woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and  I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him  well enough to discuss money with him.

  Dear Abby,
  I've  suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted  with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen  again.

  Dear Abby,
  Our son writes that he is taking Judo.   Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his  own?

  Dear Abby,
  I joined the Navy to see the  world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?

  Dear  Abby,
  My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an  hour every week for two and a half years.  He must be  crazy.

  Dear Abby,
  I was married to Bob for three months and I  didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. 

  Dear  Abby,
  My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going  through mental pause.

  Dear Abby,
  You told some woman whose  husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor.   Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.  Now  what do I do? 



   Remember, these people can  vote!!
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