[BITList] Fwd: Smile for the Day!

[Michael Feltham]

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From: Tony Rainbow 
Date: 27 January 2010 13:13:45 GMT




                      He said to me . . .   I don't know why you wear      a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
 I said to him . . .... You wear pants don't you?

 He said to me ... . ........... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove &sink while I sit on the sofa and fart.

 He said to me.. ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ............... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


 He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
 I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

 He said to me. ...... Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
 I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

 He said..! .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
 I said. . . A widow.


She said to her friend; "What is the best thing you like in your husband"?
Her friend said; "a knife"



 He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than
single women?
 I said to him . ....... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
 
 
 
 
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