[BITList] Fwd: [vsdh] Fw: Passport Control...Paris!! BRILLIANT

[Michael Feltham]

Another variation !

Mike
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From: "Ian Anthony" <
Date: 29 January 2010 08:18:07 GMT

Subject: [vsdh] Fw: Passport Control...Paris!! BRILLIANT

 

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Ian
 
Ian V Anthony
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I love this, we shouldn't bear grudges,                                  but for the French we can always make an exception.
Viva EU!!
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. 
At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. 
'You have been to  France before, monsieur?'  the customs
officer asked sarcastically. 
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 

'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said.

The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'

'Impossible! The British always   'ave to show their passports en arrivee in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;                                 

'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fu *****  Frenchmen to show it to!!'
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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