[BITList] Fwd: Tiger Tiger (with apologies to William Blake)

[John Feltham]

The Tiger
(With apologies to William Blake)

    Tiger, Tiger bonking bright
    In the fleshpots of the night,
    What immortal eye or hand
    Could restore your tarnished brand?
     
    On what porn star’s breasts and thighs,
    Burned the fire of your eyes?
    On what course did your ball run
    As you sank a hole in one?
     
    You always looked so squeaky clean
    As you strode across  the green,
    What  a relief  for lesser men
    To know deep down you’re just like  them
     
    All those endorsements down the drain
    In what place was kept  your  brain?
    How deep the bunker, how long the grass
    How costly all the tits and ass!
     
    Why did you keep your clubs so handy?
    Why did you marry a fearsome scandie?
    At golf you've always been a winner
    But at cheating you’re just a rank beginner

    Tiger, Tiger bonking bright
    In the fleshpots of the night,
    What immortal eye or hand
    Could restore your tarnished brand?




ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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