[BITList] APARTMENT for RENT

[John Feltham]

APARTMENT
for RENT
THIS IS TOO FUNNY ... SOMETHING TO START THE DAY
OFF!!!

A
businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night
with her for $500.  They did their thing,
and, before he
left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he
would have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling
the payment 'RENT FOR
APARTMENT.'

On
the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing
that the whole event had not been
worth the price.  So he
had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following
typed note:












'Dear
Madam:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of
your
apartment .  I am not sending the amount agreed
upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under
the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 -
there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me
feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had
been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3
- it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl
immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following
note:


'Dear
Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the
heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3
- Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not
blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or we will
be forced
to contact your present
landlady...




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