[BITList] Fwd: An old story adapted for the news in Oz

[John Feltham]

An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia . He finds cat food at  
special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed  
cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he  
could let him have cat food.

The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat  
food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a  
dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a  
cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his
kids.

He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him  
have dog food.

The Indian goes home and returns with a dog.. He gets to buy the dog  
food.

The following week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks  
the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and

immediately pulls it out. He shouts ,  "What the hell! This is sh...t,  
you Idiot?"

The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"