[BITList] Fwd: Costco Trip

Sun Feb 14 23:00:43 GMT 2010

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From: "Don Crellin" 
Date: 14 February 2010 21:22:55 GMT
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Subject: Fw: Costco Trip

A TRIP TO Costco!                                                          
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow   
for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line     
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.                               

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have      
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was    
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because 
I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I 
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my     
orifices and IVs in both arms.                                             

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it 
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one 
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so   
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here     
that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)       
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food  
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish         
Setter's ass and a car hit us both.                                        

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was       
laughing so hard.                                                          

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.                                    

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the    
world to think of crazy things to tell you. 

THE THINGS YOU SEE THAT MAKE YOU SMILE

We all have it comin' kid !

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