[BITList] heavenly clocks

[CT's]

hugh

upon investigation, I find the clock joke is not new and can be amended to target anyone, including the alaskan ahmadinejad - sarah p :-

this is from the bush era

ct

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      Clocks in Heaven

      A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

      He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

      "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

      "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." 

      "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

      St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

      "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

      "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
     



From: CT's 
Sent: Monday, February 08, 2010 8:59 AM
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Subject: [BITList] heavenly clocks


hugh

pls send me the "joke" about about clocks in heaven, one for everyone on earth.  I want to amend it and forward it to a couple of tea-bagger types I know.

ct





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