[BITList] Have a Punday!

[John Feltham]

Creative puns for those with a certain 'bent' of mind


She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated in the algebra class because it  
was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in  
his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies by the roadside and was sighted for  
littering.

Two silk worms had a race, but ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A hole was discovered in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking  
into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A little boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his  
grandmother called later, the nurse told her there was no change yet.

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.


ooroo
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