[BITList] Photo on the night stand

Fri Dec 31 06:18:44 GMT 2010

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another 
man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...

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*Clean can be funny.*

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very 
Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you 
want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into 
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or 
mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the 
other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. 
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed 
him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must 
tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent.' 
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, 
her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in 
some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! 
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we 
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I 
said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn 
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to 
salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE 
THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong 
with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels 
like when I'm driving.'
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was 
drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued 
him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On 
his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the 
Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army 
issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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