[BITList] A Mother With Love!!!

[franka]

Dear Son,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles 
from your home so we moved.

I won’t be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived 
here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn’t have to 
change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure if 
it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven’t seen them since.

The weather isn’t too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The 
first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a 
little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them 
off and put them in the pockets.
We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don’t make 
the last payment on Grandma’s grave, up she comes.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it 
took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven’t found out what it is 
yet, so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a 
girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she’s going to call it Mum.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him 
out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he 
burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was 
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends 
were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.

There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.


Regards, Your Mum



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