[BITList] Check the Xmas package before you write the note.............

[FS]

                *A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a
                Christmas present for his new girlfriend.

                They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
                lived in Scotland .

                Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after
                careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
                gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic
                and not too personal.

                Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected
                a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His
                sister bought a pair of sexy
                knickers for herself at the same time.

                Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant
                mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and
                Chris unknowingly got the knickers.

                Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a
                parcel with the following letter. *

                */
                Dear Mary,

                I chose these because I've noticed that you are not
                wearing any when we
                go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister
                I would have
                chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter
                ones (which
                are easier to remove).

                These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought
                them from showed
                me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
                weeks and I hardly
                noticed any marks.

                I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
                smart in them even
                though they were a little bit tight on her. She also
                said that they rub
                against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she
                hasn't needed
                to wash it since she began wearing them.

                I wish I was there to put them on for you the first
                time, as no doubt
                many other hands will touch them before I have a chance
                to see you
                again.

                When you take them off remember to blow into them a
                little bit because
                they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

                Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them
                during the coming
                year.

                I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

                All my love,

                Chris

                P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear
                them folded down
                with a little bit of fur showing./*










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