[BITList] Its started - Assault Charge

[franka]

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help
you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where
did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she
replied. "Can you describe what happened?" "Yes, I was walking along
the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes
and
dragged me in there, removed my underwear, then he dropped his pants to his
knees and had his way with me".

"Could you give me a description of him?" "Yes, he was wearing white shoes,
long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from
his
feet up to and over
his knees, one on each leg". "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most
probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.

"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer". "That's very observant",
said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?" "No", she replied.
"I worked it out
because he wasn't in for very long".


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