[BITList] The Love Dress

[FS]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.  She knocked on the 
door and then immediately walked in..  She  was shocked to see her 
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.  Soft music was 
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the  daughter-in-law 
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress?  But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she  explained. "It 
excites him to no end.  Every time he sees me in this dress, he 
instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.  He can't 
get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left.  When she got home, she undressed, showered, put 
on her best  perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid 
  on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.  Finally, her husband 
came home.  He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.


"What are you doing?" he asked

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually..

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?



He never heard the gunshot






	


	

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