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*Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
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>  The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala 
to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
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>  "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
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>  "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
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>  "Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the germans says 
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 
persons"
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>  "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs 
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and 
you are thereforea breaking the law."
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>  The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.
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>  I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
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>  "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy 
witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno*"







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