[BITList] Retirement

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So many people ask me how I enjoy retirement, well Billy has described 
it beautifully below.

Billy Connolly

- Retirement.

What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their 
days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and 
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came 
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and 
said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He 
ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. 
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn 
tires. So I called him a s*** head. He finished the second ticket and 
put it on the windscreen with the first.  Then he started writing a 
third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, 
the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town 
by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's 
important at my age......



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