[BITList] Fwd: Golf's true Love

[Michael Feltham]

Subject: FW: Golf's true Love

 


 
Subject: True Love

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over
heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only
a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her
out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.  Ed became convinced that
Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love.  Every date seemed
better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship,
Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant.  While having cocktails and
waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much
in love with you.  I'd like a little serious talk before our
relationship continues to the next stage.  So, before I get a box out
of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to
warn you, I'm a total golf nut.  I play golf, I read about golf, I
watch golf on TV.  In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.  If
that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be
a problem.  I love you as you are and I love golf too, but, since
we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for
about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"I see" Ed replied thoughtfully.  He looked down at the table, and was
quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
hit the ball."
 
 

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