[BITList] in the park
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franka at iinet.net.au
Sat Aug 7 04:14:16 BST 2010
Good to know what a joke mightg cost.
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> cid:1.121785353 at web46309.mail.sp1.yahoo.com */
> Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
> One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
> figured maybe he had a cold or something.
>
> But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got
> worried.
>
> However, since the only time they ever got together was at the
> park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find
> out what had happened to him./*/ // /
> */
> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
> but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --
> there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told
> him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the
> world happened to you?'/*
> */
> Bill replied, 'I've been in jail.' /*
> */
> 'Jail?' cried Sam. ' What in the world for?'/*
> */
> 'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde
> waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' /*
> */
> 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' /*
> */
> 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At 87 years old,
> I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'/** /..../*
> */
> 'The damned judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'/*
>
>
>
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