[BITList] FW: Stimulus Payments

[Robbo]

Sounds about right.

 


 


 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 



 









 


  
Sometime this year,  we Aussie taxpayers will again receive another
'Economic Stimulus' payment thanks to Ruddy Corp  

This is indeed a very exciting program,  and I'll explain it by
Using a Q & A format:
  
  
  Q.  What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
  
  A.  It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
  
  
  Q..  Where will the government get this money ?
  
  A.  From taxpayers.
  
  
  Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money ?
  
  A.  Only a smidgen of it.
  
  
  Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
  
  A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
High-definition TV set,  thus stimulating the economy.
  
  
  Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
  
  A.  Shut up.
  
  
  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian Economy by
Spending your stimulus check wisely:        
         
  
      *  If you spend the stimulus money at K Mart,  the money will
Go to China or Sri Lanka . 
  
  
      *  If you spend it on Petrol,  your money will go to the
Arabs.
  
  
      *  If you purchase a computer,  it will go to India , Taiwan or
China .  
  
      
  
      *  If you purchase fruit and vegetables,  it will go to New Zealand ,
Fiji and Indonesia .. 
  
      
  
      *  If you buy an efficient  car,  it will go to Japan or Korea .

  
    
  
      *  If  you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan . 
  
    
  
      *  If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock,  it will go
To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. 
  
  
  Instead,  keep the money in Australia by:
  
  
  1)  Spending it at Garage sales,  or      
  
  2)  Going to Football games,  or    
  
  3)  Spending it on prostitutes,  or      
  
  4)  Beer or      
  
  5) Tattoos.
  
  
  (These are the only Australian businesses still operating  )



  Conclusion: 
  
  Go to a Football game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a Garage
sale and drink beer all day !

  
  No need to thank me,  I'm just glad I could be of help. 



  

 

 

  



  

 

  
  



  

 

  
  

 



 

 

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