[BITList] Fwd: politics

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Malcolm Smith" <
Date: 15 April 2010 17:23:44 GMT+01:00

Subject: Fw: politics

 
 
 
 


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Whether 
Conservative, Liberal 
or 
Labour , I think 
you'll get 
a kick out of 
this! 


A little boy goes to his 
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 

Dad says, 'Well son, let 
me try to explain it this way: 

I am the head of the 
family, so call me The Prime Minister. 

Your mother is the 
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 


We are here to take care 
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

?The nanny, we will 
consider her the Working Class. 

And your baby brother, 
we will call him the Future. 

Now think about that and 
see if it makes sense.' 

So the little boy goes 
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 

Later that night, he 
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 


He finds that the baby 
has severely soiled his nappy. 

So the little boy goes 
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.?


Not wanting to wake her, 
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks 
in the keyhole and see's his father in bed with the nanny. 

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the 
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the 
concept of politics now. ' 

The father says, 'Good, 
son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all 
about.' 

The little boy replies, 
'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the 
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and 
the Future is in deep 
shit.'

 
 



 


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