[BITList] Wrong Answer

[John Feltham]

   WIFE: 
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? 



HUSBAND: 

Definitely not! 



WIFE: 

Why not - don't you like being married? 



HUSBAND: 

Of course I do. 



WIFE: 

Then why wouldn't you remarry? 



HUSBAND: 

Okay, I'd get married again. 



WIFE: 

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). 



HUSBAND: 

(Makes audible groan). 



WIFE: 

Would you live in our house? 



HUSBAND: 

Sure, it's a great house. 



WIFE: 

Would you sleep with her in our bed? 



HUSBAND: 

Where else would we sleep? 



WIFE: 

Would you let her drive my car? 



HUSBAND: 

Probably, it is almost new. 



WIFE: 

Would you replace my pictures with hers? 



HUSBAND: 

That would seem like the proper thing to do. 



WIFE: 

Would she use my golf clubs? 



HUSBAND: 

No, she's left-handed. 



WIFE: 
- silence - - 



HUSBAND: 
F * ck....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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