[BITList] Queensland Joke

[John Feltham]

Hope you all have a Happy and a Safe Easter
 

 
 
 It is well known that humor is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Queensland: 
 
 At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general  managers of ;
 
 Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), 
 
 Tooheys ( New South Wales ),
 
  XXXX ( Queensland ),

 Swan Brewery (West Australia) 
 
 CUB ( Victoria ) and
 
 Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. 
  
 When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys   said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New" 
 
 To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers." 
 
 And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet." 

 The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed his order: "VB." 

 The General Manager of Swan paused a moment too and then placed his order: "Swan Lager." 
 
 The Head of XXXX smiled and said "I'll have a Diet Coke."
 
 The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
 
 "Well," he said with a shrug, "if you poofters aren't drinking beer then neither will I."
 
 
 
 
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