[BITList] The lover

[John Feltham]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in  
the bedroom
cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband  
also comes
home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not  
realising
that the little boy is in there.


After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear  
anything, let alone
from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$ 250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are  
in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this  
time?'

Boy - '$ 750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots  
and football,
let's go outside and have a game of soccer.


The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000.'

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your  
friend like that'.
'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to  
take you to
church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the  
confession
booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here'..

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're  
in my cupboard
now'!!






ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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