[BITList] Mind what you say ....

[John Feltham]

A police cycle cop stops a driver for running a red light.
The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the
officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by
the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The  
motorist  instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's  
ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower  
right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it  
to the 'violator' for his signature.

The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy  
points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that
you're an *******!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has such a bad  
driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer  
to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks;
"Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my  
client?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is  
an "AH," underlined."

Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and hostile Sir."

Lawyer: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes Sir?

  Lawyer: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for *******?"

  Officer:  "Well sir, you know your client better than I do!"



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.