[BITList] Snoring problem

[John Feltham]

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the   
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles,  
and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog  
begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she  
goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it  
carefully around the dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out  
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins  
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.  
So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and  
ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on  
him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the  
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the  
mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very  
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red  
ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

"I don't know where we were .... or what we did ... but, by God... We  
took First and Second place."



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.