[BITList] Fwd: Irish Wrestler

[John Feltham]

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic  
gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came  
to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this  
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he  
has. Whatever you do,  do not let him get you in that hold! If he  
does, you're finished.'

The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other  
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian  
lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the  
dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd  
and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was  
lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the  
crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the  
Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and  
the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the  
match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he  
asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it  
before!'

The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in  
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair  
of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with  
my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those  
babies just as hard as I could.'

The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'

'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own  
nuts.






















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Bad typists of the word, untie.




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