[BITList] Spam:*************, Fwd: Square Testicles

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "AK Misra"
Subject: Spam:*************, Fw: Square Testicles

FW: Square Testicles
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 2009 18:19:23 +0100





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 > Square Testicles
 > This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
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 > An elderly woman walked into the Bank of England one morning with a  
purse
 > full of money. She wanted to open a savings
 > account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank  
because, she
 > said, she had a lot of money.
 >
 > After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always  
right) an
 > employee took the elderly woman to the
 > president's office.
 >
 > The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.  
She
 > place d her purse on his desk and replied,
 > '£165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had  
been able
 > to save so much money. The elderly woman
 > replied that she made bets.
 >
 > The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
 >
 > The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you £25,000 that your  
testicles are
 > square.'
 >
 > The president started to laugh and told t he woman that it was  
impossible
 > to win a bet like that.
 >
 > The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and  
said,
 > 'Would you like to take my bet?'
 >
 > 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you £25,000 that my  
testicles
 > are not square.'
 >
 > 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money
 > involved, if you don't mind I would like to come
 > back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No
 > problem', said the president of the Bank
 > confidently.
 >
 > That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and  
spent a
 > long time in front of the mirror examining his
 > testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again  
and
 > again until he was positive that no one could
 > consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there  
was no
 > way he could lose the bet.
 >
 > The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at  
the
 > president's office with her lawyer and
 > acknowledged the £25,000 bet made the day before that the president's
 > testicles were square.
 >
 > Th e president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made  
the day
 > before. Then the elderly woman asked him
 > to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
 >
 > The president was happy to oblige.
 >
 > The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
 > president if she could touch them. 'Of course',
 > said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should  
be 100%
 > sure.'
 >
 > The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
 > noticed that the lawyer was banging his head
 > against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that  
and she
 > replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet
 > him £100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be  
holding the
 > balls of the President of the Bank of
 > England !'
 >
 > The origin of this story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone  
to whom
 > it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would
 > definitely be unlucky.
 >
 > Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to  
five of
 > your friends to whom you wish good luck.
 > Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the  
chain is
 > not broken, you will have good luck during
 > the four days.
 >
 > Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
 >
 > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
 > If you send this page to more than 5 people, you will have good  
luck for
 > the next 5 years in addition to the luck you
 > will have within the next 4 days.
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