[BITList] Fwd: lover's lane

[Michael Feltham]

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From: David Williams <
Date: 14 September 2009 21:02:50 GMT+10:00

Subject: FW: lover's lane




Subject: Fw: lover's lane
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:26:16 +0100


A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.  He sees a  
couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.  The cop  
carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.  Then he sees a  
young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.  He  
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her  
fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and  
gently raps on the driver's window.  The young man lowers his window.  
'Uh, yes, Officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine ......'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And  
her, what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car,  
late at night in a lover's lane ....... and nothing obscene is  
happening!
The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11  
minutes.'

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