[BITList] Indian mother

[John Feltham]

This story has appeared earlier under different headings. Eg "Punjabi  
Mother", "South Indian Amma", "Anglo-indian Memsahib"  etc.,

Indian mother


A young  Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and  
that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going  
to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to  
marry."

The mother  agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits  
them down on the couch and they chat for a while.  He then says, "Okay  
Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're  right. How did you know?"

The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."



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Bad typists of the word, untie.