[BITList] Fw: Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece!

[David Harvey]

      Subject: Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece!















                         

                      Timbuktu - a ripper!

                  The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a 
                  university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then 
                  allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained 
                  the word.   The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '. 

                  First to recite his poem was the university graduate. 
                  He stepped to the microphone and said: 

                          

                  Slowly across the desert sand, 
                  Trekked a lonely caravan 
                  Men on camels two by two 
                  Destination - Timbuktu.


                          

                  The audience went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.

                  The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: 
                                                  
                  Me and Tim a huntin' went 
                  Met three whores in a pop up tent 
                  They was three, and we was two 
                  So I buck one, and timbuktu.

                  The aboriginal won. 





                 

                       
                       
                 


           

                 
                 
           



  










     

           
           
     
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