[BITList] A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....

[John Feltham]

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my  
porridge?' he squeaks..

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He  
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my  
porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen  
and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through  
this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke  
everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded  
the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch  
the newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter  
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs  
and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,  
because I'm only going to say this once ....
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I HAVEN'T MADE THE ******* PORRIDGE YET


ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.