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[Michael Feltham]

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Mike
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From: "Allan Lee McKay"
Date: 11 October 2009 21:21:28 GMT+01:00
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>

Autumn Classes for Women at

HIGHLANDS COLLEGE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, October 2nd 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS  
MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM ..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Whining  
About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Shopping Centre Without Stopping?-- 
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and  
Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Hair Straighteners --Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom  
Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginnin g
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers  
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The  
Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed..
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued  
to the survivors.



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