[BITList] Fwd: [Bills-Punch-Line] 10/09/2009

[John Feltham]

Did I read that sign right?

Automatic Washing Machines:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK.
OTHERWISE FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

SECOND HAND STORE
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Health food shop:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Repair shop
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
  		 	

ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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