[BITList] You can't beat her.

[John Feltham]

A Blonde died and went to heaven where she was met by St Peter the  
Pearly Gateswho said 'I'm sorry, but Heaven is suffering from an  
overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance  
Exam to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with  
the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a  
year?' The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing  
Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and  
when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'

So the blonde went away and the following morning, St Peter called on  
her and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she  
replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the  
letter T?'

The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed  
the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three  
questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How  
did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of  
February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of  
twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider  
your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away  
shaking his head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the  
answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question  
absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the  
answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The blonde replied; 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest  
to answer.'

Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.' 'Andy??' 'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that,  
deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any  
longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How could you possibly  
arrive at THAT answer?'

'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his  
billy boiled.'

And the blonde entered Heaven...

Worse ... you're now singing it to yourself!






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Bad typists of the word, untie.