[BITList] oh, no!

[CT's]

A little guy, named Boudreaux, is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to Boudreaux with a menacing stare as if to say," What'cha gonna do about it?"

Poor little old Boudreaux leans over on the bar and starts crying.

"Come on, man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says Boudreaux between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. After my crawfish boil party, I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison." 
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