[BITList] A lot of truth in this !!!!!!

[John Feltham]

The Fairy & The Immigrant





  A  beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimant outside the Social Security Offices. 



'My good  man,' the fairy said, 
'I've been told to grant  you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven  children.'
The man  told the fairy: 
'Well, in Pakistan where I come  from we don't have good teeth, so I want new  teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy  looked at the man's almost toothless grin and  --PING!!! He had a brand new shining set of gold  teeth in his mouth!
'What  else?' asked the fairy, 'two, more wishes,  to go'.
The  refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a  big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest  of my refugee relatives who still live in my  country. I want to bring them all over  here.
PING! - In  the distance there could be seen a beautiful  mansion with a three car garage, a long  driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a  sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of  his nephews playing their music.
'One,  more wish, left for you', said the fairy, waving  her wand. 
  I want to  be English with English clothes instead of  rags, and shawl  and I want to have white skin like the  English.'
PING! -  The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans  from ASDA, a dirty Primark T-shirt and a  greasy baseball cap.  He had his  bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared  from the h orizon.
'What  happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.   'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa  Gold Card?'
The fairy  said 
 'Tough luck. Now that you are English, 
 you're entitled  to 
 sweet f***  all like the  rest of  us”.
And she  disappeared
 




  
 


 





ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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