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[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Allan Lee McKay" 
Date: 15 November 2009 11:47:18 GMT
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE
CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.





AFTER
A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL





THE
MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP
TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED...





THESE
TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'





THE
MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF
THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,



'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'



'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'





'WELL,
SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND
SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'





'A
WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'









'WELL,
I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' 










 
 

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