[BITList] Lost?

[John Feltham]

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials  
plus flight engineers and navigators.

The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator.

The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on the  
glare panel. He asks the navigator, "Know what this is for?"

"No, sir," replies the newbie.

"I use it on navigators that get us lost," explains the captain,  
winking at his first officer.

The navigator then opens his briefcase, pulls out a .45 and sets it on  
his chart table.

"What's THAT for?" queries the surprised captain.

"Well, sir," replies the navigator, "I'll know we're lost before you  
will."




ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.